Megatouch Elite Edge Ion arcade machine

The Megatouch Elite Edge Ion is in essence, an arcade machine that while might resemble that of a gambling tool, provides 102 non-gambling games to keep you occupied as your other half whiles her time away in an attempt to max out your credit card during the annual summer sale. In addition to touchscreen interactivity, the Megatouch Elite Edge Ion also comes with a joystick to cater for different types of games. Do you think this is actually part of a devious masterplan to get kids hooked to slot machines when they grow up? Sounds a little bit more far fetched than catching a glimpse of Elvis today.