FlareSafe personal safety device

The FlareSafe is one device no outdoor person should do without, as it combines a powerful LED torch, an optical smoke detector, and a 110db distress alarm that will go on for up to 60 hours uninterrupted. Sounds like a pretty comprehensive package to me as it covers dangers on most fronts – what would really complete this would be throwing in a taser function to keep weirdos and unwanted riff raff at bay. Interested parties will be able to pick up the FlareSafe for £49.95 each.