Remote-controlled Floating Water Cannon

Summer’s here, so what better way to have fun than frolic at the pool? Just swimming alone is no fun, not even when you’re going against the tide, but shooting at other poolside inhabitants (read: parents and siblings) certainly is. This can be achieved by picking up the Remote-controlled Floating Water Cannon from Hammacher for $129.95. This remote-controlled boat comes with a cannon that shoots a gentle stream of water up to 20′, while the remote control has an operating radius of 40 feet. I would think that hitting a moving target can be quite the challenge (making this suitable for covert operations only), and squirting water around the pool could be dangerous as the surface gets slippery. Either that or I’m a paranoid android.