Doorknob Condition keeps pests at bay

The pests in question are nosey parkers who love to stick their noses where it don’t belong and not of the six legged variety. The Doorknob Condition works way better than a “Do Not Disturb” sign hung outside, as you’re practically guaranteed of being uninterrupted since the doorknob will be pulled to the inside, leaving nothing outside that can be grabbed or turned. The only thing it doesn’t prevent is a person knocking, but that’s a problem for another day. Perhaps a future iteration could include a little electric fence to prevent unwanted knocks?