Fake turd actually a flashlight

Japanese seem to come up with all the quirky items, and this fake turd is actually a flashlight. While it won’t be able to flood the room with light (since it measures just 2″ long), at least it offers some sort of conversation starter. You can choose from pink or yellow colors, but there are three different models to pick – the normal turd, turd that is passing through, and a jumbo helping turd. Gross me out, but these are pretty adorable in some strange way. No idea on how much each of these turd flashlights cost though.