USB eye massagers

If you’re a big fan of the Three Stooges, this USB-powered Eye Massager is guaranteed to capture your attention. No idea on how they work, but I would say it is best to use this when you’re alone in a locked room as you definitely won’t want some kids running in at random intervals and accidentally gouge your eyeballs out in the process by knocking into you. You can pick them up in wholesale lots from Sundayo. Looks fun, but the practical aspect is certainly questionable. Would you be picking up one of these if it were available?