USB-powered Oil Burner

So you’re stuck in an office environment where everybody is a walking chimney. Short of changing jobs, there is an alternative in the form of the USB-powered Oil Burner. This device requires you to drop some fragrance oil in the cross-shaped hole (anywhere from 3 to 5 drops are good enough for the entire day), plug in the USB Oil Burner and you’re good to go. Measuring 66mm x 22mm x 7mm, this is somewhat as large as those receivers that come with wireless optical mice. Choose from rose, red peppermint, or green colors for $7 each. Your immediate surroundings ought to start smelling so much better already the moment this is plugged in.