Massage your blues away

You know those personal massagers that are whispered only among your closest friends? While their reputation is often associated with something tardy, Lelo Yva has come up with a version that brings an added touch of elegance. This Gold-Plated Massager is plated with 18k gold and comes equipped with a powerful motor and a deep resounding sensation. This extremely intimate piece of gizmo comes with a rechargeable battery that lets you bring it with you anywhere and everywhere. The only drawback would be forking out $1,500 for one of these Midas-enhanced pleasure providers.