Wooden cellphone from Russia

I know that all of you love slim and svelte cellphones made out of the choicest materials, but this wooden handset from Russia definitely deflates any high expectations that you have. Virtually everything but the buttons and display has been replaced with wood, making this more hardy than plastic but much more subsceptible to moisture. Judging by the screen display and button layout, the innards were probably taken from an old Ericsson handset (yes, even before Sony and Ericsson teamed up). Looks like a pretty lethal weapon to me!