PC Dice cuts to the chase

So you’ve slept your way through university and still managed to land a job as an IT administrator in a Fortune 500 company. Unfortunately, your skills don’t match up to your paper credentials, and whenever you need to make a crucial decision whenever something goes wrong, why not leave it to fate (as you’ve been doing for the past 20 years of your relatively young life) with these PC Dice? They come in a variety of colors and each set contains three dice. The Jade dice has the words Virus, Spyware, Modem, Video, Network and Reboot, the Royal Blue dice comes with Install, New PC, Upgrade, No Idea, Quit and $$ words while the Scarlet dice features Windows, Unix, Linux, Wireless, Wired and Mix words. Each hilarious set retails for $27.