Roboscorpion gift idea for kids

Surely you would want to avoid any kind of last minute hassle, jostling with other rabid parents for a gift to bring home to your kids, do you? Make it a point to shop for Christmas early then with the Roboscorpion. Patterned after the poisonous desert dweller, the Roboscorpion is equipped with an independently moving head, tail, and claws that lethal enough to cut through human skin and bone. I like it so much, I’m afraid some parents might even want to keep one for themselves.