USB Blender Alarm Clock

I’m not too sure what some people’s obsession about blending stuff is all about, but the USB Blender Alarm Clock does add some character to your bedside table. This $25 alarm clock will “shred” and playback some tunes that hail from the 70s only when the set time has been reached. You can choose to hook it up to a nearby USB port (guess you bring your work to the bed, eh) or use standard batteries to power it. The LCD display will show the current time, date, as well as alarm settings as you choose from a quartet of melodies to rouse you from your slumber each morning.