Phantom Mouse Fakes Productivity

It seems that the Internet and casual games are major plagues at any modern, connected office these days since workers tend to keep themselves occupied with the latest online news while taking all too frequent breaks thanks to a deluge of mini games available. Those who have mastered the art of looking busy while having fun on the computer, chances are their window swapping abilities are second to none. The $24 Phantom Mouse helps plunge America into lower productivity, featuring a tiny button located just above the scroll wheel on the mouse. A quick click would make an almost instantaneous specific window jump from whatever you were entertaining yourself with just now. The software that comes with each purchase allows you to choose the program that you want all and sundry to see whenever the button is pressed. Devious is the word.