Breast Massage Robot

The Breast Massage Robot is truly a hoot (pun not intended), and I can see all those coy smiles and snickers already. Apparently, this device claims to stimulate the massager’s hand movements for a comfortable, human-free massage session. It is smart enough to automatically adjust itself to cater for various breast shapes – perhaps Victoria’s Secret management could learn a thing or two from this robot in order to ensure that their lingerie fits perfectly each time? There is a variety of massage programs to choose from – guess we husbands seem to be getting more and more obsolete these days. Sigh.