Toilet Bowl Lighter

The next time somebody asks you for a light, why not light up more than a cigarette? You can also light up the person’s face with a grin, thanks to this oddly-shaped toilet bowl lighter. The shape isn’t too pocket-friendly though, but it isn’t too much of a sacrifice considering how you will be able to be the toast of town with this hilarious lighter. Unfortunately, it probably won’t score points with chicks who dig mature, single men who look down on toilet humor.