Hamster Paper Shredder

So you’re too poor to purchase a paper shredder from Office Depot, and your pet hamster looks out of sorts lately after doing nothing but lazing around his cage all day long. What are you to do? Just cobble together this paper shredder into his cage, and you’ve got one of the greenest paper shredders in the world. Unfortunately, the service rendered here is not on-demand since you gotta coax the little fellow do go on the treadmill before any actual shredding gets done. Best of all is, the shreds of paper can be turned into his bedding, although I wouldn’t recommend shredding too many sheets at one time as you might just bury the poor fellow under an avalance of paper.