Emporio Armani Roller Skates

What happens when you take a regular pair of roller skates and slap the Emporio Armani label on it? Why, it will cost a whopping $425 and comes in black. Not only that, it is fully adjustable to fit just about any shoe size within reasonable range, and features all the necessary safety features that cater for a smooth ride and responsive braking. Aren’t roller skates like, so 1980s? Next thing you know Emporio Armani will roll out a new First Aid Kit to accompany the spills and thrills of its roller skates.