Pole Dancer Alarm Clock

We’ve seen the USB Pole Dancer in the past, and now there is a new iteration that helps you get up and out of bed after a hot night romping around in bed. The Pole Dancer Alarm Clock offers you a steamy (plastic) show the moment you open your eyes. You can place a £19.99 pre-order today, and wait patiently for May 8 when it begins to ship. She’ll spin round and round with some cheesy music playing in the background in an effort to get you awake. Sounds like a gift you would get for your college mate.