Turbo USB Mini Vacuum

So you’ve been spending far too many late nights at the office than you should – and hence the number of pizza boxes that have piled up in the pantry, complete with crumbs all over your workspace. The Turbo USB Mini Vacuum makes short work of those crumbs even in the dark, as a bright LED light will illuminate the place meant to be cleaned. It retails for $12 a pop. Be careful who you give this to – you might just offend the recipient as he/she thinks of the “hidden” message behind this gift, if any.