Blooming Bidet is Remote-Controlled

Most, if not all toilets in Japan have built-in bidets, but how many of those you know are equipped with a remote control? Blooming Bidet has that added touch of elegance, allowing you to wield full control over the toilet including the water spray intensity and hot air aimed at your behind. I like the huge Stop button that ought to be easy enough to get things under control should you operate this while drunk. Flushing is automatic, hence the missing Flush button, but I would have liked to see a manual option. After all, some logs can be pretty stubborn when it comes to taking a ride down the sewer pipes. Other features consist of a LED underwater nightlight, a pressure sensor and integrated controls located near the right thigh in case the remote’s battery gives up the ghost.