DanBall Finger Massager

Man, to think that even fingers need some massaging! What next, just a toe massager (never mind those automated foot reflexology machines)? This DanBall device comes with three receptacles for you to stick three fingers in, and it will automatically apply an intense shiatsu massage to the pressure points on your fingertips for up to a minute. Your fingernails will also be treated with infrared rays simultaneously with claims that growth is promoted, while a soothing melody and LED light show combo helps keep the rest of your body calm. It will take around 3 hours for a full recharge, and each battery can last for up to 50 one minute sessions. I sure hope that this works as claimed, after all, splashing out $1,999 for it is no joke.