Handsome Man Bank

What happens when there aren’t any more good men around? Well, money can’t buy you happiness, but at least Japan’s women will be able to find some ‘romance’ in the arms of a virtual man thanks to the “Handsome Man Bank”. Available in either pink or white colors, it comes with an LCD display that allows you to choose from 5 handsome men in typical Japanese anime style. It will cost you 500 yen – which roughly translates to $5, to cause him to spew out lovey-dovey questions such as “Can I kiss you?” or “May I rub your shoulders?” Unfortunately, all those words won’t be able to translate into action, so if there are any hot and lonely single Japanese women who want the real thing, do leave your number in the comments section. I jest The Handsome Man Bank will cost nearly $50, making it a pretty interesting gift to own.