Rocket Alarm Clock

No, the Iranians aren’t sending any missiles our way anytime soon, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a rocket in your living room to help you wake up from a deep slumber. It will kick off a countdown the moment the designated time goes off, and should you fail to wake up by then, the rocket will launch and leave gravity to its final resting place. Following that, the alarm will keep on ringing until you throw the alarm clock against the wall to break it into smithereens. I jest – you will need to relocate the rocket and replace it on the clock for some peace and quiet. Unfortunately, this Rocket Alarm Clock is currently out of stock.