Umbrella for Smokers

The Smoker’s Umbrella is the perfect device for those who want to take a puff even though it is pouring cats and dogs out there. It boasts a clip-on ashtray so that you will still be able to get your nicotine kicks in without dropping ash by the sidewalk. I suppose you’d also equip yourself with a Zippo or some other windproof lighter if this umbrella is your choice of anti-rain cover. It will retail for approximately $20, coming in a cigarette-shaped tin to complete the look. Makes me wonder why there is no built-in lighter or a compartment to store matches?