USB Crunching Dogs

Forget about those cute but crude USB Humping Dogs that have been around for quite some time already – the local dog pound has managed to round up most of these pooches and sent them for some spaying goodness in order to prevent mass breeding from flooding the city with more four-legged friends. Since they have been neutered, they had to exert their energy elsewhere, resulting in the USB Crunching Dogs that do nothing but non-stop sit-ups when powered by any USB port. They’re fully imported from Japan, retailing for $9.99 a pop and measures 2.25″. There is no point in getting this device, it is just there for laughs and makes for a hilarious present.