Asus Vit W1 Wireless Laser Mouse

The Asus Vit W1 wireless laser mouse is definitely not something you’ll be able to find at your local computer store anytime soon, since it comes with an embedded pulse rate sensor right under the plastic shell, sending your pulse wirelessly to the PC, enabling the special software to let you know whether you’re already desensitized to pictures of raunchy women on the Internet as you maintain the pulse rate of a zombie while perusing through pages and pages of well-endowed ladies. Other features on the Asus Vit W1 include five buttons, 1,200dpi sensitivity and a maximum working range of 30 feet.