Breathalyzer Microphone

Now here’s one microphone that can tell whether you’ve had way too much to drink or not.

The breathalyzer microphone is a system for the inconscpicuous collection of blood-alcohol content level data sets. In other words, you can measure a person’s sobriety with a device, that for all intents and purposes, looks no different than a standard microphone. Generally as a rule of thumb, the more inebriated a person gets, the worse his/her singing.

You don’t really need such a device to tell you how much booze you’ve taken, and if you’re too drunk to sing properly, there’s no hope of you manning the wheel in a responsible manner.