Subtle Butt For Not-So-Subtle Moments

Garment Guard is a company with truly revolutionary ideas, and this time round they have released the Subtle Butt fabric which has already undergone activated carbon anti-microbial treatment. How do you use it, one asks? Well, it is meant to be inserted into underwear so that it will be able to absorb and neutralize gas odors whenever you get attacked by a case of flatulence. Too bad this doesn’t come with a muffler as farts do tend to sound worse than they smell. Each $9.95 pack contains five Subtle Butt patches, and you won’t even feel as though it is there when worn.