50-foot Snowball Launcher

In every battle, having ranged units are always an advantage, assuming they’re on higher ground for an advantage multiplier with close combat forces nearby just in case of an ambush. Same goes for a snowball fight, as you will have a great advantage with the 50′ Snowball Launcher that is able to throw softball-sized snowballs up to the stated range, giving you the chance to strike the enemy before they can even approach your base to engage in another barrage of snowballs. All you need to do is place a ready-made snowball in the muzzle, take aim, pull back the slingshot mechanism and see if your calculations are spot-on or not. Good thing it uses elastomers instead of batteries, hence prolonging your fun. The 50′ Snowball Launcher can be yours for $29.95 – a perfect gift for the upcoming winter.