Applause Machine For Egomaniacs

If you’re suffering from a confidence crisis in your life with nobody giving you credit where it is due, perhaps it is time you brought the Applause Machine by artist Martin Smith home. This device is able to belt out instant applause the moment you touch its button. Imagine getting a whole bunch of these – what the applause would be like in a small room! You can choose from 5 different colors with the Applause Machine, but it’d make for a pretty insulting gift. Best to use this when nobody is watching – after all, you wouldn’t want to be known as an egoistic person, do you?