DanBall Finger Massaging Robot

Getting a massage is always a good idea, but the DanBall Finger Massaging Robot will certainly raise more than a few eyebrows. In addition to giving all of your digits a nice rubdown, this device also offers infrared fingernail treatment, a ‘soothing melody’ (or so they claim) as well as a relaxing light show for you to ooze the day’s stress away after non-stop typing for hours on end. The manufacturer claims that a one minute treatment twice a day is all you need to maintain the vigorousness of your fingers, but somehow we don’t think the $1,950 price tag attached to it justifies the ‘health’ benefits.