MSC-500 Mouse Scale

Just when you thought that the mouse could not get any weirder, along comes the MSC-500 Mouse Scale. Judging by its name, you can tell that this is a pointing device that not only helps you play your favorite RTS and FPS games with accuracy, it can also be a useful aide when you weigh your can of Coke at the desk, wondering which slimy co-worker took a sip from it when you went for a toilet break. The scale itself is able to operate independently with an internal USB rechargeable battery, while weight readings are incremented by 0.1g, 0.005 oz., 0.005 ozt., or 0.1 dwt. Would you fork out $59.95 for this? We’d rather get a real mouse and a separate scale, unless you’re dealing crack at the office and don’t want to look suspicious, heading off to the pantry all the time.