Gel Remote Looks Icky

No idea whether anyone would like to have the Gel Remote in their living room, as it surely isn’t worth fighting over although those with rather idle fingers will definitely find it strangely comforting when watching their favorite TV show, as they can then fondle this device to satiate their restlessness. That didn’t come out right exactly – ah well, at least you can’t use this as a weapon whenever you’re mad at the TV for showing more commercials than shows, as throwing it won’t result in any breakage. Wait a minute – isn’t that a good thing? Perfect for butterfingers, as the Gel Remote is surely the most shock absorbant remote in the market by far.