Tampon USB Flash Drive

We sure as heck would think something as intimate as a tampon would not be used as inspiration when coming up with the next USB flash drive design, but we’re apparently wrong. What you see here are actual products that come in several capacities to fit the data flow for that day, where a light flow would mean picking out the 1GB while those who look as though they might bleed to death with information overload can always opt for the 16GB model. No idea on pricing though. Do you think ideas like these ought to be taboo?