You know just how high-tech toilets are in Japan? Well, apart from taking care of your rear end as though you were an emperor, it is now able to offer personalized RSS feeds in addition to analyzing your deposits. The FKF-20M remote-control model also boasts the standard bunch of buttons, sprays and spinning whirligigs to help you have a most pleasant time in the toilet possible. Imagine checking out what’s going on in the world with RSS feeds to news sites, or knowing whether it is time to eat more fiber in your everyday diet. No idea on how much this system will cost though, but judging by some toilet systems in the past, it won’t be easy on your pocket.