Non-Shaking Cocktail Cyclone

Sometimes, there are just devices that don’t really make a whole lot of sense – the Non-Shaking Cocktail Cyclone, for example. Seriously, if you’re one who loves having a drink every now and then, surely you can’t be too tired out from work to make your very own drink, right? We shudder to think that humanity has descended to such a level where moving one’s arms vigorously to shake a cocktail into existence is considered to be a chore. This device will be able to hold 16 ounces of your favorite poison, and is powered by a couple of AAA batteries, retailing for $19 a pop.