Poor Mans Notebook

We wouldn’t exactly call this a poor man’s notebook, not when it comes with a near-bulletproof suitcase alongside the following that has been crammed within :-

• 8″ touchscreen display at 1,024 x 768 resolution
• Intel E5200 2.5GHz processor
• 4GB RAM
• 64GB OCZ solid state drive
• Wi-Fi and Bluetooth 2.1+EDR connectivity
• GeForce 7100 graphics chipset

We wonder whether the Mafia and local underground gangs would use this to carry out their calculations as well as spreadsheets of the takings from their various activities, as it becomes a handy shield from hostile guns when the situation calls for it.