Spider Phone Hails From China

Peter Parker wouldn’t be caught dead using this, never mind the fact that he’s broke as hell to purchase a cell phone that is worth more than $200. Still, the Spider Phone from China is one crazy device that should never have been made – talk about a blatant ripoff from one of the most popular comic book superheroes to date without a shred or remorse. The Spider Phone won’t stick to walls, but it does come with a 2 megapixel camera to snap images of Mary Jane in the locker room, a swiveling color display, a microSD memory card slot and dual SIM slots. You can pick one up for $152, although be prepared to get a ribbing of your life if you do so.