Virgin Mobile Stink-a-lyzer

Virgin Mobile attempts to inject some humor this April Fool’s Day with the Stink-a-lyzer – a new service that takes a reading on just how bad your breath is, letting you know whether now is the optimal time to approach that hot chick at the other end of the bar counter to chat her up, or to desperately beg a mate of yours for a mint before starting a conversation. The service works this way – all you need to do is dial 1.647.240.5653 and blow into the receiver when prompted. Talk about being straight up and honest – too bad this is just a prank, although we’re pretty sure some people might find use for it in real life.