Darth Vader Back Buddy

Darth Vader’s got your back in the form of the Back Buddy, looking like the cutest version of the Dark Lord of the Sith, ever. Measuring a less-than-intimidating 3-feet, Vader will be hanging off your back just in case your Force sensitivity drops and you fail to detect an incoming threat from your six. This is officially licensed Star Wars merchandise, and you can wow everyone in the new school term by placing $39.99 pre-orders for the Darth Vader Back Buddy while waiting for it to ship this August.