Box Of Applause

You must be a pretty poor mime or magician if you were to pick up this Box of Applause device from Skymall. Heck, if even your friends don’t find your routine funny in any way, why not console yourself with this $25 contraption? All you need to do is open it up and you’ll be greeted with the sounds of cheering and clapping from an extraordinarily enthusiastic crowd. This ought to be followed up by you closing your eyes, as you drink in the false adulation emanating from a simple box.