Apple tablet prototype is real (rumor)

Guess nobody’s high on mushrooms as someone has claimed to seeing the real Apple tablet prototype – but rumors being rumors, we can but speculate until an official statement is released from Apple themselves. According to a “veteran analyst”, the person(s) involved have actually held an actual prototype of Apple’s upcoming tablet, where the final design ought to be ready within 6 weeks followed by a September announcement and a launch two months from then. Apparently, like most stuff from Apple, this rumored tablet will cost around $699 to $799, although you do benefit from a video quality that is said to be better than the average movie experience. What do you make of this piece of rumor?