Motorized chair causes accident

Can you believe it – 62 year old Dennis LeRoy of Proctor, Minnesota, actually took his motorized easy chair out for a spin when inebriated, and has since pled guilty to driving his tricked-out, motorized easy chair while under the influence (8 beers in total). LeRoy somehow must have suffered from a bad case of ‘beer vision by smashing his chair (and himself, presumably) into a parked car. Good thing it is powered by a lawnmower engine, as that won’t really move too fast considering the weight it has to ferry around.