Head massager lets you look like a Goomba

Want to resemble one of the world’s most recognizable in-game enemies? Why not take on the form of a Goomba with the Headtime scalp massager, where it resembles an oversized bike helmet. No idea on just how efficient it is at giving your scalp a good and proper massage, but what happens if it suddenly malfunctions, ripping off patches of hair in an entirely painful manner while you’re stuck to it? Best to settle for something more easily detachable, we guess.