Office mini tool comes in handy

So you’re a regular joe at the office, and wish that life could hold more meaning? This office mini tool could potentially make you one of the more popular jocks there, as it contains a calculator, stapler, scissors and measuring tape in a single contraption, helping you free up some much needed desk space while being the savior of many a damsel in distress who can’t seem to find her stapler, or need some measuring tape to figure out whether her hem lines are too long or short for office protocol.