Paraben Porn Detection Stick

Porn is a multi-billion dollar business, and we just wonder how many hours of productivity has gone down the drain at work simply because someone could not keep his/her raging hormones in check. Well, to weed out all doubts and contemplation, the Paraben Porn Detection Stick is here to help. This USB flash drive is preloaded with special porn detection software, where plugging it into your computer will see the USB flash drive kick into gear, scanning through all images on a computer for pornographic content. Even deleted images are scanned so that there is no escape. Parents and bosses might be interested in parting with $98.95 for the Porn Detection Stick.