Ringtone supposedly cleans up your nose

Ringtones used to be just that – a ditty that alerted you of an incoming phone call or message. Well, fast forward to today and you have Index Corporation of Japan introducing a new range of ringtone collections known as “Hana Sukkiri Melody”, or “Cleared up nostril” melody after translation. Apparently, this ringtone is able to make a nose resonate at the same frequency with pollens adherent inside your nasal cavity, letting them fall down eventually thanks to the use of 27 variations of frequency from 420Hz to 1070Hz. You seriously think that this would work? Why not come up with a pair of headphones which resonate at the right level to get rid of all the ear wax within?