Double Room Circulator offers better circulation

Do you happen to be stuck in some dank corner of the office, where the maze of cubicles seem to have an adverse effect on the air flow? Why not open up some breathing space for yourself with the Double Room Circulator, as this device features a double-fan form factor that allows you to point it in two directions simultaneously for maximum air circulation. Guess you can now keep yourself cool during the sweltering summer months while redirecting your fart to a colleague whom you dislike at the same time. Of course, some folks have seen this for a decade already, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t cool to have one with an updated design hanging around because if that is the case, then we might as well stop reporting on smartphones and newer, improved gizmos, eh?