This is obviously a joke, but it’s a funny one nonetheless. Remember how folks are scrambling to offer ways to keep your latest iPod nano strapped to your wrist like a watch? Well, the iArm Forearm Mount claims to be able to do something similar, with gadgets ranging from your iPad to a dinner plate. It claims to “only” weigh 4.5 lbs and is fully adjustable, so you can cram a fan or eBook reader onto it. You probably won’t see this turned into a real product anytime soon, but it’s still a funny idea.