Ple0rb has finally hatched

We know that dinosaurs are hatched from eggs – at least that’s what we’ve been told for so many decades already. Well, the Ple0rb is slightly different, as it is mass manufactured in a factory instead, each one looking the same like the other. It has taken many months of waiting, but at long last, the Ple0rb is ready to rock and roll, costing you a pretty penny in the process – to the tune of $469. There’s just no putting down a good dinosaur, is there? Among the other new features that can be found in the Ple0rb include voice recognition, senses motion, a sense of smell, Learning Stone technology, the ability to gauge the current temperature, a longer battery life and a greater number of touch sensors. What makes the Ple0rb all the more realistic is the presence of a tug-of-war toy for you to play with your latest toy, making us wonder whether this is more canine than a dinosaur. Something tells us that dad might just have more fun with this than Little Johnny…